5 stages of grief.. Morning version

Every morning I go through the 5 stages of grief. Denial:That clock is wrong,it's not time yet. Anger:Who the hell are these people anyway,telling me when I HAVE to get up?! Bargaining:Just 5 more minutes. Depression:I don't wanna wake up,I'd rather be DEAD! And acceptance:FINE,was gonna get up anyway..Where's my coffee?!